Monday, August 31, 2009

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3 comments:

FreakSmack said...

This was my day in a nutshell

Carl Vine said...

FreakSmack;
Sorry to hear that. It's probably more difficult to see the humor when the experience is still fresh.

It's sort of a "do I laugh or do I cry?" scenario.

Carl

Nej said...

It's scary how true to life that post is. :-)

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